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stompsies

Used when a person is about to "butt out" a cigarette but does not want to burn the soles of his or her shoes. Whoever else is in the immediate premises proceeds to "stomp" on the cigarette.
Guy 1 : "Man, I don't want my mom to see these butt burns on the bottom of my shoes. STOMPSIES!"
Guy 2 : *stomps on the cigarette"
by nicepacksack May 2, 2006
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stump

1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
Look, Stump's pulling a stump and playing with his stump!
by Samurai-X October 3, 2003
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stump jumper

A derogatory term for a gay man. In particular, a homosexual that prefers to have receptive anal intercourse.
Jared is a stump jumper, by the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. I just wouldn't drop the soap around him, if you know what I mean.
by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007
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stups

Another word for stupid
A much better version and so much more fun
Also seem less offensive as your slightly degrading yourself as well
Omg professor urbandictionary.com is an academic source, your so stups
by Dr. Stewnie October 1, 2010
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stump fucker

Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.
A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.
by Dilinger July 13, 2007
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Stumping

Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.
John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline
by Captain_Awesome April 21, 2012
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Stumpfified

You're mindset after stumpf fixed your como
stumpf- I fixed your como on your IMBTR

NCO- HOLY SHIT I CAN TALK TO HEADQUARTERS I'M STUMPFIFIED
by SNAP123 January 4, 2011
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