Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue

"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"

by womanizer3000 August 7, 2021

Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 2, 2021

smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it

Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you

by 3Fitz January 19, 2017

smurf cream

a word that can be used for anything but no matter what you use it for it will always doing sexual

will you give me some of your smurf cream

by smurf cream man September 5, 2020

The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

by minority426 December 24, 2009

smurfing cocaine

The act of introducing cocaine into your system through the anus.

I took the hooker back to my place and I must have spent $1000 on coke cause we were smurfing cocaine all night.

by Masterbator May 13, 2014

PAPA SMURF

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.

Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it

by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018