Sebulba

A sexual maneuver in which the victim is force fed 5 capsules of viagra and once his penis enlarges gets sand, salt, and broken glass shoved down the urethra. The pain is usually ended by the amputation of the penis.

Mobster: That faggot owed us like $500, so we gave him a sebulba and now he has no dick after he chopped it off himself from the pain.

by Oteca August 28, 2009

rabbit rabbit shoulder

To thrust violently in the missionary position for a short period of time before collapsing on the shoulder of the other during coitus.

Paul is a lousy lay. Rabbit rabbit shoulder and he's done.

by Noah Silver January 13, 2006

shoulder sex

when two peoples' shoulders are awkwardly touching (on purpose or not)

"Oh my god, would you two quit it with the shoulder sex already? Get a room!"

by c/loooooooove November 29, 2011

Should've-stayed-at-home day

A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.

person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.

by DJ MTL April 1, 2012

Shoulder

An illegal sexy object.

Middle Schooler 1: Yo dude look at the shoulders on that one

Middle Schooler 2: Nice

by NekoNekoNyaa September 3, 2020

we should do something sometime

Phrase used by a person when they don't want to hang out with another person. Basically an excuse to get out of something. Ends up meaning that you'll:

o1.) Never see them again.
o2.) Ignore them from now on.

Ugly guy: "Hi. Do you wanna go out with me?"
Pretty girl: "Umm.. *pity look* sure.. maybe we should do something sometime.."

by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004

you should've went to shiratorizawa

A quote from Ushijima (Ushi Gushy), the farmer man. Oikawa disagrees strongly

Example 1:

Ushijima: Oikawa, you should've went to shiratorizawa.
Oikawa: f^CK NO

Example 2:

Person: Oikawa should've went to shiratorizawa if he wanted to go to nationals.
Me: i meannn... do you think he looks good in purple? (fnaf 101-)
Person: Fuckin Simp-
Me: yeah... i know

by Oikawa.Is.Flat.Asf.But.He.Cool December 14, 2020