Ryan

A guy who will break your heart. A lier and a cheater..Don't waste your time with him.

Girl 1: Oh! Did you hear? I'm going out with ryan!
Heart Broken Girl: ...You will regret it. Trust me.

by </3NoLonger March 15, 2010

Ryan

A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you

Ryans a prick

by RyAn1234 March 27, 2015

Ryan

A really funny guy , who you never expect to make you laugh. Hes really lazy and makes other people get stuff for him. He saids his dick is big , but its a lie so don't believe him. Hes a pretty chilled out kid though. Don't mess with him he will hurt you.

Me: Is that Ryan?
Friend: Yeah hes really lazy

by RyansFriend January 5, 2010

Ryan

a short, irritating person that makes bad joke that he himself laughs at. not in any way the life of the party. Often scares away any and all women near him.

He's such a Ryan.

omg i can't believe that Ryan!

by Rbady April 19, 2010

Ryan

noun: A person in existence with a unibrow and no pinky toes. Ryans generally exhibit erratic behavior, including Mirror and Tourettes Syndromes, intense random muscle spasms, Narcolepsy, and shreiking. They tend to prefer fried spiders and government clean rooms, and usually dislike water and the color persimmon. Some Ryans have been known to frequently wet themselves at the sight of 1996 Toyota Corollas, flies, manboobs, and wicker chairs. Also, Ryans tend to be allergic to toothpaste and nostalgia. If confronted by a Ryan, the recommended procedure is flirting in an Egyptian accent and making empty promises while polka dancing and avoiding eye contact and feeding him seaweed.

You can never trust a Ryan in his natural habitat.

It is not safe to pronounce "Ryan" as "Ree-ann".

by i'm friggin amazing February 3, 2010

Ryan

Often a boy, but can be a girl. When using the word 'Ryan' to refer to a member of the femal gender, one is usually refering to a hottie that runs her mouth. She's got brains and wit, but she'll grab your insecurities and run 'em up a flag pole for everyone to know. Watch out. She's bossy.

Person: Ryan, I think I'm a whore
Ryan: Yes, you are.
Person: Really?
Ryan: Hey Billy, my friend's a slut. Tell her she's pretty and she'll be all yours in a second.
Person: She's right.

by Ryan The Girl....Duh June 18, 2008

Ryan

Your "swag" ex (search swag in this dictionary) who you dated freshman year who actually turned out to be gay. Ugly as a mofo. Wears the same clothes every day. And doesn't grammar

Ryan is the ultimate shit

by Jayswalker July 4, 2017