poon tunes

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.

Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010

Poon Toss

1. When you pick up a girl by her poon (female genitalia) and toss her as far as you can.

2. A future Olympic sport

3. Fun for the whole family

Wyatt: Hey man, I heard theres a mad poon toss going on tonight, wanna join?
Alex: Ahh sorry man, I'm really out of shape and probably would make a fool of myself
Connor: Wow, pussy.

by Wyguy5 August 4, 2012

Boat Poon

When visiting a riverboat casino and there happen to be slutty looking girls hanging around the entrance. They are near the boat - they will sell their poon. Hence the name - Boat Poon.

(Walking to the boat)

Ben: Hey look at those girls?

Clay: Yep, Boat Poon!

by Nick A Brown May 7, 2008

Midnight Poon

Hooking up with a woman late at night or very early morning 10:30pm-1:30am

Person A: "Damn i'm lonely, lets go to a bar and get some midnight poon."

Person B: "ok sure, but you cover the tab, i'll buy the condoms,"

by i like sanwiches June 23, 2010

Poonani tsunami

a reunion of poons the likes of which this world is not prepared to handle

get ready for the poonani tsunami of summer 2005 :)

by CK Washington April 25, 2005

man poon

Homosexual term that refers to a man's anus as his man poon. More commonly known in hetrosexual terms as a poonani which refers to a female's genitalia.

Statement giving advance notification that a sexual act is about to occur, "I'm about to hit that man poon."

Complimenting a sexual partner immediately proceeding sexual intercourse, "...that was some hot man poon."

by N8 September 10, 2004

poonami

The wave of shit that will end up all over the male crotchal area when pulling out too quickly after anal sex.

Little Jimmy finished the deed, and begin to pull out. Unfortunately he had forgotten what Barry had said about pulling out after Anal sex (pulling out way faster than he should have) and so his genitalia were obliterated by the ensuing poonami.

by youwantsome? September 9, 2014