A Nirvana Poser is somebody who tries to fit in with Nirvana fans and fails terribly at knowing the simplest, well known song Smells Like Teen Spirit. Nirvana is a Grunge band that was super popular around the 80's and came out with 22 albums. The lea singer/guitarist is Kurt Cobain. Not Curt Cobain.
by Rologgin May 16, 2018
Get the nirvana poser mug.Guy #1: So then what?
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star
Guy #2: So then I broke out my purple-headed pussy poker and hit that like a porn star
by StBill August 30, 2009
Get the purple-headed pussy poker mug.Related Words
Someone who is thought to be Jewish without actually being Jewish. Normally is a person with at least one friend who everyone knows is Jewish. Friends normally don't know how if they are really Jewish or not for at least six months. Possibly have a Jew fro.
Not necessarily a negative term. Tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. Most likely pretty damn sexy.
Not necessarily a negative term. Tend to be pretty amazingly awesome people. Most likely pretty damn sexy.
Bob: Wait. You're not Jewish?
Jim: Uh, no.
Bob: Woah, you're like some crazy poser jew then
Jim: Yeah. I'm tottaly ready for Jewish end of the world or Christian end of the world.
Jim: Uh, no.
Bob: Woah, you're like some crazy poser jew then
Jim: Yeah. I'm tottaly ready for Jewish end of the world or Christian end of the world.
by Dave/mast4fr0 July 29, 2008
Get the poser jew mug.The guy in a group around a fireplace that uses a long metal stick to adjust the position of the log. Commonly found in fireplace videos.
by Mr. Pie August 27, 2006
Get the poker man mug.A merging of the musical terms and styles of "pop", or popular music, and opera. A genre that has been created for Josh Groban; A classical-crossover sound.
by Kourtnee March 13, 2004
Get the popera mug.The most annoying people since wanksters. This coming from a HIP HOP/RAP FAN, these people show a strong desire to be apart of the rock culture by hating on hip hop/rap when they probably listen to shit like MCR, they hate on hip hop/rap because they think it makes them look all punk and metal. They have never listened to good rappers like Eminem, Proof(from d12), Lupe Fiasco, Nas, LL Cool J, 2Pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, Rakim, Ice Cube, or probably never even heard of those rappers. These people always get beat up and picked on at school by real rock fans.
Rock Poser: I hate rap it sucks.
Hip Hop Fan: Have you ever heard of Proof?
Rock Poser: Who's Proof?
Hip Hop Fan: I knew it.
Rock Poser: Well rap is all about sex, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.
Hip Hop Fan: Um no, have u heard "When I'm Gone" by Eminem? "Keep Ya Head Up" by 2Pac? "December 4th" by Jay-Z? "Forgive Me" by Proof? None of those have Drugs, Sex, Gangs, Rims, or whatever in them.
Rock Poser: No I havent heard those.
Hip Hop Fan: *sigh*
Rock Fan: Hey is this faggot giving you trouble man?
Hip Hop Fan: Yes beat him up.
*Rock poser gets beat up.*
Hip Hop Fan: Have you ever heard of Proof?
Rock Poser: Who's Proof?
Hip Hop Fan: I knew it.
Rock Poser: Well rap is all about sex, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.
Hip Hop Fan: Um no, have u heard "When I'm Gone" by Eminem? "Keep Ya Head Up" by 2Pac? "December 4th" by Jay-Z? "Forgive Me" by Proof? None of those have Drugs, Sex, Gangs, Rims, or whatever in them.
Rock Poser: No I havent heard those.
Hip Hop Fan: *sigh*
Rock Fan: Hey is this faggot giving you trouble man?
Hip Hop Fan: Yes beat him up.
*Rock poser gets beat up.*
by God I hate posers September 6, 2009
Get the Rock Poser mug.While already seated in the First Class seats with a drink in hand, this describes the procession of the coach class customers who must pass by the First Class Cabin. This will someimes result in coach look directly at the eyes of First which will cause an OC housewife sitting in 2C to phone her pilates classmate to tell her that she thought she just saw one of those "gang bangers" she saw on Operah last week that she was listneing to on her iPod during her MallWalk.
Tom: Do you have the model completed for our customer buy off?
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
William: Yes. I have it with me now on my plane to Phoenix for the afternoon presention. I'm in my seat now waiting for the rest of the passengers to board. (To Fligh attendent: Bloody Mary would be great...thatnks) I'm still concerned about the plan requires the model's brass girder.
Tom: Wait! Are we looking at the same plans?..........What's this about the models' mass murder? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been watching FX too long at night?
William: Sorry, Bill. THE POVERTY PARADE IS GOING DOWN INTO SEERAGE AND I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE DIN OF THAT WIZZING NOISE GOING THROUGH THEIR BRAIN....I'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND CALL WHEN WE LAND. AT THIS RATE, I GUESSING LIVESTOCK SHOULD BE COMING NEXT!
by Tamous August 6, 2008
Get the Poverty Parade mug.