Ass Potato Pancake

When a woman with a flabby ass presses it into your face. This could be done to anally motorboat, perform analingus or cunnilingus. Can be used in both a positive and negative sense.

"How did things with that girl go last night?"
1) "They went well until she gave me the ass potato pancake"
or

2) "It was pretty dull until she gave me the ass potato pancake...then it was awesome!"

by SubUrban Drummer March 19, 2010

Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.

Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!

by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013

vaginal potato

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

by The Zaisian May 15, 2015

Hakuna Potata

No worries about one's pot belly caused by over eating

I can eat as much as I want. Hakuna Potata!

by Doveye September 5, 2015

vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos

My friend was eaten by a vampire potato

by Hajajan April 13, 2016

perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.

oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$

by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016

Dick potato

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

by Codking43 July 14, 2016