Obseam

A strategically placed seam on female athleisure wear that mimics the camel toe

Those leggings are obseam!

by Powzy March 7, 2021

Obese desk

For annoying gamers.

You is an obese desk.

by Espaussitous March 12, 2021

obese

obese means something that is really large

for example: your mom is obese

by ur mom any% March 29, 2021

obsessed_ahgase

obsessed_ahgase is an idiot who is obsessed with got7,you will find her screaming at 5am (as she should) because of got7

Follow obsessed_ahgase on tik tok now

by Got7777777 April 18, 2021

obesed

Obesed Means Obsessed 😩✋

Girl: I’m obesed with you!
Boy: same I’m obesed with you too!!!

by Faith Jordyn April 29, 2021

obsessedwithjasontodd

A Tiktoker with over 1k followers, also Collectively known as a barb

obsessedwithjasontodd Has stated that Nicki is and always will be the queen of rap

by Thiccbigdaddy27 June 5, 2021

observe Egyptian waterway

A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".

True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.

by QuacksO July 11, 2021