by Fjellanger January 3, 2018

by SDF.PHANTOM August 14, 2022

A statement relating to a speculatively unfeasible activity in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, where Jones climbs into a fridge during a nuclear explosive test. It's also a synonym for "jumping the shark".
However, contrary to popular belief, nuking the fridge is feasible.
The fridge in the scene is lead-lined, so Jones is shielded from the initial burst of radiation. However, some have pointed out that the fridge is still in the radiated zone, so 20 years are off of his life, except they aren't. Remember, he drunk from the Grail, so the remainder of its power is dissipated when it shields him from radiation.
However, contrary to popular belief, nuking the fridge is feasible.
The fridge in the scene is lead-lined, so Jones is shielded from the initial burst of radiation. However, some have pointed out that the fridge is still in the radiated zone, so 20 years are off of his life, except they aren't. Remember, he drunk from the Grail, so the remainder of its power is dissipated when it shields him from radiation.
Normal Guy: Hey, you think the nuking the fridge is a feasible scene?
Responder: Nah, it can't be. How can he survive a nuclear blast from a fridge?
Intellectual: Actually it is. The fridge is a) lead-lined and b) sturdily built. So yeah, it is feasible!
Responder: Then what about the radiation? How's he not losing 20 years off his life?
Intellectual: Quite simply. He drank from the grail, remember? The power he gained from that dissipated protecting him from it.
Normal Guy: Huh. Never knew it was.
Responder: Nah, it can't be. How can he survive a nuclear blast from a fridge?
Intellectual: Actually it is. The fridge is a) lead-lined and b) sturdily built. So yeah, it is feasible!
Responder: Then what about the radiation? How's he not losing 20 years off his life?
Intellectual: Quite simply. He drank from the grail, remember? The power he gained from that dissipated protecting him from it.
Normal Guy: Huh. Never knew it was.
by TheCrusader1296 January 10, 2021

Japan: we are getting a message from America
America: Fuck you
Japan: what? Wait what's that i...*Nuke explodes*
America: he he he
America: Fuck you
Japan: what? Wait what's that i...*Nuke explodes*
America: he he he
by guest_1748563 April 27, 2021

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022

by Andy_so_savage420 September 4, 2017

A very big, very dangerous or concerning looming threat or danger. It doesn't have to be a large scale danger (like a war) or involve literal nukes, but could also be something that could involve severe emotional devastation or an unrecoverable argument between friends (Like mentioning a topic that could give someone a major panic/anxiety attack).
Person A: Why don't you talk about (game) in this chat?
Person B: Well, I am a fan of that game, but one of my friends has a really big anxiety trigger involving it, so I don't mention it out of respect.
Person A: Thank God you told me, that could've been a nuke in the sand.
Person B: Well, I am a fan of that game, but one of my friends has a really big anxiety trigger involving it, so I don't mention it out of respect.
Person A: Thank God you told me, that could've been a nuke in the sand.
by Grabacr February 23, 2024
