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Nonce

Wow, you're nonce
by Smart smart pants October 24, 2019
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also known as humaira ahmed due to her dodgy as fuck fringe xo
oh my god is that a nonce’
‘aha it’s just humaira
by lil spanks October 31, 2019
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Used to win arguments.
Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.
by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020
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what you become after doing HSLA with small children
Lorn you're such a nonce
by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020
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someone who like to look/touch/molest kids
wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again
by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020
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No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment
Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!
by NonceNick November 2, 2021
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The meaning of nonce is ur dad
An example would would be You- hi dad how many kids have you got in the back of ur van - ur fat nonce dad oh son only 5
by Killallshitskins12 November 7, 2021
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