Muskets at Dawn

When your arguing with the boss of the house and shits about to go down

Her: Do this, Do that, Don't forget to bring the bin in

Him: Fuck off! I'm going to the pub

*world freezes*

Muskets at dawn pops up for everyone to see

by DS798 August 29, 2025

Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025

Musted

When a fat nigga stank a lil bit and walk by you you’ve been musted

This nigga musted me

by MustySancho November 28, 2025

Musted

When the blowback wind stank a lil bit

Shorty musted me while hitting it from the back

by MustySancho November 28, 2025

Munked

More specific version of the word “Cooked” meaning messed up.

My nachos are totally munked.

by ChuckBillBuck December 6, 2025

gas masked

When your style, flow, and looks are all on point. When you showed up on someone, ended up looking better than the other individuals there

Yo we straight up gas masked them fools at the party tonight!

Hell yea we did, we looked dope as hell bro!

by A real definition March 10, 2016

yellow musket

The boner you get when you have to pee really bad.

"Sam why do you have a boner right now? Is it because of Jessica?"

"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"

by Theunitologist September 7, 2016