Boomer Mustache

When you cum on your girls upper lip and brush it with your pubic hairs, henceforth making a white and gray mustache.

Bill: Damn girl, i want to get in bed with you and make a Boomer Mustache

by Yahboi_Skinnypenis December 9, 2019

Will Berman's pedo mustache

The only thing that distracts girls from Will Berman's true beauty. Fortunately, the mustache is gone (for now).

Girl 1: Isn't Will Berman soooooooo cute?
Girl 2: Ew, no!
Girl 1: It's his pedo mustache, isn't it?
Girl 2: Yeah, it's Will Berman's pedo mustache.

by erinvanwyn223 June 21, 2012

baby milk mustache

When you bust a nut along her top lip and it runs down the sides

She was begging for that baby milk mustache so I was obligated to forfill her wishes

by Fallenlegion_07 July 7, 2015

meat mustache

meaty residue left on one's upper lip after the act of cunnilingus.

Hey, Sam, you really oughta shave that meat mustache.

by Tom Willis February 23, 2005

catfish mustache

the few tiny hairs that grow on the sides of a persons upper lip. often seen on mexicans and young boys who can't grow in a full mustache yet. reference to the "mustaches" on catfish.

sorry, you can't grow a real mustache yet, but those little whiskers on the sides of your lips are shaping up to be a pretty good catfish mustache

by taniawarf August 15, 2010

Mustache-face

an abnormally large, 1337 mustache.. on someone's face.

"Kamele has a mustache-face."

by Koury January 8, 2004

purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Someone's going to have quite the purple mustache after spending a night with those boys.

by jim parker February 14, 2006