Hastings, Minnesota

Southeast of the twin cities, greatest place ever.

We need to move somewhere better.
Where?
Hastings, Minnesota.

by hastings<3 May 23, 2011

buffalo minnesota

a gay town in minnesota where hlf the kids chew tobacco and the other half suck cock for cash

i hate buffalo minnesota

by tj procter March 29, 2008

coon rapids minnesota

The place where niggas think they gang bangers but they really aren't their really just some lowlife faggots that don't have moms and dads and the girls there are little thots bussin for everybody in the city and the schools don't know how to teach their students how to do work

Coon rapids minnesota is bunk

by The fly guy5310 February 1, 2017

sandstone minnesota

A small run down town north of Hinkley Minnesota. Its population consists mostly of meth heads and fat women with an array of children from multiple males that they couldnt name. The chance of meeting anyone with a full set of teeth is rare ... due to the fact of the large population of Indians and/or meth heads. Housing in this town generally consists of older story and half homes that are one storm away from blowing over. Most people in this town are all related ... so the family tree has no forks. For fun in this town most people just fuck there first cousins... due too the fact that is there is no depth in the one family tree.

(Sandstone Minnesota)have a Budweiser and fuck yer cuzin

by Jwalker79 August 31, 2016

Annandale, Minnesota

The worst town in America voted by the lovely drunken assholes that live there 10 times in a row. A giant cesspool of darkness. Every other house is haunted and there are always mass murders, and more than half the town is cousins.

No wonder why there are so many retards!

Annandale, Minnesota

by DG_8 March 29, 2011

when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl

never (used to refer to scenarios you wish would happen but probably never will)

I have a huge crush on Ashley from math class, but I'll probably get to second base with her when the Minnesota Vikings win a Super Bowl.

by Father Abraham II January 22, 2018

The Minnesota Pincher

In which you carve a hole into a bowling ball below the finger holes, stick your dick in it, and ask a lady friend to go bowling. Similar to the Popcorn trick.

Travis, I just experienced the Minnesota Pincher

Dude, did you wait for bowling date #3?

Shit... Maybe I shouldn't have gone on a bowling date.

by Daman009 December 1, 2010