minecraft cow

stupid creature only used for meat and leather

i hate that minecraft cow

by bedwras March 15, 2020

Minecraft thoughts

Minecraft thoughts is a phrase used to describe suicidal and/or homicidal thoughts. It can also be used to describe violent impulses. It originates from the practice of adding the phrase “in Minecraft” at the end of a sentence that threatens violence to one self or others in order to avoid being banned from an Internet forum or have the authorities called on you.

Person A: Current year has gotten so bizarre and stressful that it’s making me want to run over with my truck a bunch of white people, in Minecraft, of course.

Person B: I think it’s time to refill your antipsychotics, your Minecraft thoughts are getting out of control.

by Chadison Jawthorn July 17, 2020

Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Minecraft Hardcore

A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.

#1 I want to play Minecraft Hardcore, and beat Ph1lza's record!
#2 Good luck doing that, Noob.

by Userious? October 11, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore

The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.

*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that

by Userious? October 12, 2021

Minecraft 2

Something that will never happen in the history of the universe.

"Man, I hope Minecraft 2 comes out someday.

by sussyboy666 August 3, 2021

minecraft gang

A meme gang that represents a video game called Minecraft. Rivals with Roblox Gang. Gang Colors is Green, Brown, Orange. The gang has many gang signs like Roblox gang does

Person 1: Shoots a roblox gangster
Person 2: Oh yeah! Who lotta Minecraft Gang shit!!

by BitterJigs December 18, 2017