Mess

Brendons, just Brendons, and maybe a little bit of Darta.

“You are such a mess, just like Brendons”

by A really big mess September 08, 2019

mess

your life with all of its intricacies and complications, responsibilities and duties.

"You can't tell me how to run my mess."

by johnhenrybrown February 10, 2023

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019

Glory Mess

When you time your ejaculation perfectly in time with your diarrhoea so that there’s liquid coming out both ends. The glory mess

HOLY FUCK, WHO MADE THIS GLORY MESS ON MY BED?

by Yes, I tried it June 19, 2023

messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020

mess of crabs

a whole shit load of crotch critters

Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs

by red kong July 07, 2014

hoeism and messing wid girls feelins

it’s a crime

is hoeism and messing wid girls feelins a crime?

yes !!!!!!!!

by copforhoeism March 15, 2020