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Luke

Jonn: Hey Aime have you seen Luke?
Aime: That sexy motherfucking creature? He’s over there💖💖
Jonn: Ok thanks
by Aaaaiiimmmeeeee June 3, 2018
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by Luke15 June 6, 2018
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Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.
Oh, luke? He's dating Mia.
Yeah luke is cute
by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019
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A boy that has a great, playful, and sometimes even dirty sense of humor. He is usually the best guy friend that a person could ask for. He is all the girl's best friend, but he is far from just the friend zone! He is very sensitive and shows his emotions, but in a manly way. Luke is a person that is the brilliant. Luke is overall an amazing person! If you have a Luke in your life then you are quite lucky!
My boyfriend broke up with me, and Luke was the first to comfort me!
by LaLaLaUke November 22, 2019
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A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.
'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'
by Headofenglish December 30, 2019
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A troglodyte with no hairline. No body loves this sack of shit and he will most definitely die alone. imagine if the forever alone guy found love but the love was a dead fish and they had a baby that had seven legs and five eyes then it grew up and found love with a can of rotten sewage and that baby is what Luke looks like. the only reason anybody would care for his existence is to make fun of him.
bruh, you're such a Luke right now
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A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse
Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter
by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019
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