Luke

A dude that looks like Post Malone. He often exaggerates the truth but never lies, he doesn't care enough to.
Person A: "Luke is a chill guy."

Person B: "Who's Luke?"
by frickmynameisnterika February 26, 2019
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Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.
by Saxome April 15, 2020
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A jock all the girls wanna bang and usually is followed by a jock posse everywhere he goes so they can basically wipe his ass for him. Usually beats up skids Hicks and emos/goths
Skid1 here comes a Luke

Skid2 shit run
by Jock justice November 05, 2017
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A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse
Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter
by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019
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Comes from Latin toot meaning “light” he is awesome!
Luke is my light in the darkness!😍
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Total weeb. Says "Nya" a lot, thinks in japan. if you call him gorgon-chan he will commit a felony.
has a six pack that ripples.
Person 1: hey gorgon-chan!
Luke: if you call me that again i will actually kill you
by realhumanknuckles December 17, 2018
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Luke is a loveable and caring person. He is sweet, funny, cute, and weird. He is so amazing and perfect. He isnt really himself when you first meet him but after you start to know him he is everything you could ask for. Lukes are very supportive to people and are very understanding. His smile is so adorable and he is the funniest. He is always there for you when you need him and he goes out of his way to see you happy. He is happy to make you smile and laugh. He loves holding your hand and being with you and having his arms around you. Lukes love to give you soft kisses and make you feel like the most amazing person in the world. If you have a luke you are very lucky maybe even be the luckiest person. They make great friends and boyfriends.
Luke is so amazing and i love him so much
by Scarlet.lane1 November 27, 2018
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