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kurt

Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.

Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.

Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.
by Chezzelly August 22, 2017
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Come on Kurt

The ultimate family fantasy trophy is named after the most common saying of a beloved Aunt who passed a few years ago.

In true family spirit- having fun with fooling around and busting balls to build comradery, the team managers decided to create an acronym for the “Come on Kurt” Trophy and play the annual seasons for the “COK.”

It is the most prized trophy of any and all fantasy football leagues.
Player 1: “Thanks to Scott, who was the first champion of the SFFL, for his selfless dedication to aunt Margie, declining the right to name it after him for being the first winner.”

Commish: “The Come on Kurt” trophy will now be named the “COK.” Fran will still never win it though because his team always sucks!

Player 2: Yunkle Terry always cheats because he wants to get his hands on the COK!

Player 3: Timmy will always be tricking the guys into fighting hard for the COK because it’s funny as shit!
by No Tango and no Cash September 17, 2023
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Kurt Cobain

greasy, witty, punky 1990s heartthrob. he had nice hair and sang about vomiting, cum & diarrhea, if that's not definitive of pretty neat, than i don't know what is
Kurt Cobain? Oh, the guy who made that cool painting of that crossdressing looking marionette? I love that guy!
by sistinearsonist January 6, 2024
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Alvince Kurt Paitan

He is Trash at basketball and cant shoot threes Perimeter shots and freethrows thats how bad he is.
Alvince kurt paitan is trash at basketball.
by GamerBaller69420 October 1, 2022
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Kurt Ignoul

Best ICT-teacher on the SHD. Really knows the NBN-rule. He is very generous and has a great Limburgs accent.
Probably around 50 years old.
Hey Kurt Ignoul, would u like to support the Chiro.
Yeah sure why not?
Its 1,5 euro for one support card.
Oh here you have 5 euro's and... oh i don't need the cards. :)
Thats very generous of you.
by MonnikGiel October 18, 2021
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Kurt Cobain

When you're having a wank and you accidentally shoot your load in your own face.
Man that was powerful I just totally Kurt Cobained it
by digitalchaos April 25, 2022
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Kurt Cobain

When you have not ejaculated for some time, and the build up causes you to get semen on your face
I Kurt Cobained myself again
by Hugh J ASS January 18, 2025
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