The Julian is a rare species and is often found lifting extremely light weights in a gym. On the account of his tiny cock, he always talks about random things like mustard gas and the Missouri government cheese caves.
Why does Julian threaten us with mustard gas?
by Julian can die :) March 25, 2025
Get the Julianmug. Hi Julian you mother fucker
by Cheetah1717 March 25, 2022
Get the Julianmug. 1. (noun) Julian is an irrational fish looking bruh who likes this skinny kid named Blaize for some reason and has hairy elbows.
by EvanhatesJonah November 15, 2019
Get the Julianmug. 
Kinky haired, tall, lanky but a handsome as hell, he may love making music either the instrumental type or the music you make when making love. He is a reliable and a friend that you can rely on.
Wow that guy is Julian huh? too bad he isn't into sports, his height will do him wonders. But he does make kick-ass music!
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
Get the Julianmug. An absolute bender of a human. Likes wanking off to old men with big nobs. An utter twat who hates the fanny but loves the cock and balls. A tosser who thinks he’s hard, but in actual fact is about as hard as his dipstick when he’s thinking about muff.
by timrahimovic November 20, 2019
Get the Julianmug.