The Dirty Jones or Durty Jones as it is sometimes spelled, is defined as the act of pulling out just before ejaculation during intercourse, grabbing the woman firmly by the hair on the top of her head, and upon ejaculation on her face, softly whispering "I'll be at the bar...don't call." (Important to note is that in order for this to work properly, the female typically must experience an orgasm immediately prior to pulling out.) It is known to have been originally used in Florida, USA, in the year 2000. However, there is evidence to support it's use as far west as New Mexico, USA in the latter part of 2007.
Just before he walked out, JJ surprised her with a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
As he entered the room, JJ could tell by the tone of her voice, both of them were in desperate need of a Dirty Jones.
by A C E March 26, 2008
Get the Dirty Jonesmug. Ex British soccer player notorious for playing defense by grabbing his opponent's balls turned actor who emulates said actions in most of his movies. He enjoys spending his weekends slamming peoples heads in car doors.
Me: Did you hear the latest shit about Vinnie Jones?
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
Ross: Yeah he got banned from Virgin Airlines for starting a fight on the plane and then proceeding to have sex with all of the stewardesses onboard.
by The Hebrew Hammer September 5, 2005
Get the Vinnie Jonesmug. A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time
by ... April 2, 2005
Get the mike jonesmug. a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
by brandonius316 June 11, 2011
Get the sgt jonesmug. Alison Jones, the most interesting girl on the planet. Very quiet, mature, socially awkward, sweet, kind, intelligent, beautiful, honest, fun, loving girl you will ever meet. She is very awkward and stand offish when you first meet her but that's only because her trust has been broken before. Shes been through more then one could imagine but instead of becoming a cold, dead hearted monster she helps everyone she can and is always there for everyone who asks. Alison will always be the one girl I'll always keep in my heart.
"Wow, Alison Jones is so nice!" Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
"I know, but I've heard shes been through a lot" spoke 2
"Maybe that's why shes so nice? Because shes been through the worst and wants no one else to feel the same? Said 1
by Ohwowww?_ July 29, 2019
Get the alison jonesmug. A woman like none other. She has been through a lot of pain but has the strength of a lion. She continues to seek beauty in everyone she loves. Her loyalty is her only flaw. See also- Divine Mother
by Mr. Never should have lost her July 2, 2022
Get the Sheena Jonesmug. A black person who likes to brag about having a 7 inch reproductive organ. He has crackhead friends and one white tweaker one he also comes from a ghetto neighborhood but moved to the suburbs. He is handsome as fuck and when he braids his hair in a bit it only makes girls want him even more
by JeezyNeedy05 June 21, 2018
Get the Jai Jonesmug.