jonathan partos

Someone who is ginger and bad at rocket league

Theres jonathan Partos He probobly drives a moped

by Mikee Man September 16, 2021

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Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg February 01, 2022

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Jonathan India

A terrible ass second baseman in the MLB. Mr. Double play himself as in every big moment he wants to ground into an inning ending double play. If not getting out by double play he is striking out on a curveball rolling on the plate.

Jonathan India sucks so bad

by Jonathan India hater July 17, 2023

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Jonathan chatin

So my neighbor is this big emo faggot and his name needs to be on urban dictionary. The definition is an emo who can’t afford goth attire so their entire outfit is hand me downs.

God that homeless person is such a Jonathan chatin.

by Dragonpug1 January 31, 2019

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