January 30

national wall twerk day with your brother

go twerk your heart away on that wall

sister: hey brother it is January 30th want to participate in national wall twerk day with your brother

by gogogi August 29, 2022

January 3rd

International kiss your girlfriend day.

"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.

by _____CHOSEN_ONE_____ January 3, 2023

January 21

January 21st is the day that you give your boyfriend a scrunchie

Boy:it’s January 21st
Girl: you know what that mean
Boy:Gimme day scrunchie

by LUE KEMIA January 20, 2020

22 January

International 'Friends with Benefits' day

22 January
Friend No. 1: damn..., January 22nd is tomorrow
Friend No. 2 : U know what that means... ;)

by Rly_cool_dude69420 May 31, 2021

January 10th

A day to sleep all day

Hey I am going to sleep.
Why it’s 5:00
It is January 10th

by Honeybear86 January 9, 2021

January 10

The day a sexy ass guy is born.

Damn Jeremy is fine as hell , i heard he was born on January 10th

by is0jay October 16, 2019

January 5

a day we’re the most complicated person was born

hey it’s january 5th
yes, this complicated bitch was born that day

by TheWisrLover October 28, 2019