Jake

eats buggers and pees in school sinks

“bruh he’s such a jake”

by cuteassoverthinker December 27, 2019

Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times

Jake is such a fuckboy

by Weedislife420 December 19, 2018

Jake

Annoying ass bitch

Jake is annoying

by Jake bitch November 5, 2017

Jake

A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.

That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote

by Massive coyote November 28, 2017

Jake

A really cute boy who has a girlfriend named Lily

Wow, Jake and lily are the perfect couple. I wish I could have some of that hot asssssss.

by Sexandmasturbationnoweeees November 5, 2017

Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.

That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.

by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017

Jake

Jake is a very bland person. He may try to say he’s the best because he has an accent (which is fair) but don’t let him trick you! He is very mid… on the other hand. ERIKA. She’s not mid, she’s better then mid. But jake, he mid.

Jake is so mid

by Hidden. January 31, 2022