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JoJo Siwa

That one girl who wears so much bows on her hair to the point where her hairline doesn't exist. Recently, she tried becoming emo with her new song "Karma" but everyone made fun of it. "Thy shall not lie" this ain't the bible, girl.

All she did was twerk in front of her children audience and sell rainbow gay bows with glitter in walmart to the point where they sold out and caused riots along with crying little kids. "NO MOOMMY I WANT THE PURPLE ONE"

"MOM CAN WE GET THE JOJO SIWA ASBESTOS KIT" "WAAAA I WANTED THE GLITTERRR"

Besides making parents' life harder, she also talks like a chatty brat. "HOYEBERYUNISJOJOANIMDOINAVIDIO"

She defends pedophiles and groomers while also doing a segment called "JoJo's Juice" where all she does is talk about stuff and garner billions of views just by making those uncreative videos.

She also made a TV series called (believe it or not) "The JoJo and Bow-Bow Show-Show". It got a 2.8/10 on its own IMDb page, how embarrassing.

She made collab videos with Jake Paul (who filmed a dead body in one of his videos) and his beloved itty-bitty cute son, Tydus. She uses him for views and money making her a child-exploiting youtuber.
Someone: Do you know that one girl who talks like a chipmunk in her videos?

Me: Yes! It was JoJo Siwa!
by poodictionairy April 8, 2024
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Jojo the Wise

Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
Jojo the Wise just taught me a lot of good info! I’m so happy!
by Fungal Crustacean July 15, 2021
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Jojo

A gay ass virgin who is known for his shmeet
by Pooper King27 June 23, 2018
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jojo

an annoying boy . who lies like a mad man , and denies the fact that he is a lier,
omg, jojo is such a lier
by POOP.SMOKEEEEE November 28, 2021
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jojo

Out the way and laid but don't care about nothing.
Jojo - quite and nonchalant
by outthe wayyyyy September 23, 2023
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National Violate Jojo Day

The date of November 13 shall be the day we’re jojo gets violated for trying to talk to underage girls
Boy 1- “Yo why is everyone ripping on jojo”
Boy 2- “Cause is National Violate Jojo Day”
Boy 3- “Good he tries talking to my 12 year old sister”
by Gotodafuckingwendys November 13, 2020
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