jesse mccartney

a pretty boy that got famous merely because of blonde hair.

ewwww jesse mccartney is a faggot and got famous because of a pretty face NOT! he must of slept with his manager to get famous.

by jesse sucks February 24, 2005

jesscia

A thot that looks like shit with no booty and comes to school and thinks shes the shit just cus she got a iphone 6

ewww thats jesscia

by kittycat1233 May 14, 2015

Jesse McCartney

Basically, GOD. A totally cute, sweet and fun to hang out with guy who really is normal. And for all of those ou there who do not agree, it's probs because they are deaf, blind and stupid.

Did you see that guy? He was soo cute!
Yeah, that was Jesse McCartney

by jessemccartneygirl January 12, 2010

Jesse

A guy who is a total boss. He has the illest ride on the street. The sexiest body of all the posers around him. And all the girls flock to him and want to be on his dick. This is the man every other guy wants to be but they never can be.

Guy 1: "Did you see those two hot chicks all over me at the party yesterday?"

Guy 2: "Heck yeah, you looked like a total Jesse!"

by Not A Guy Named Jesse August 5, 2012

Jess'n'Patrimony

When you are as happy in a relationship, and so close that it becomes almost a marriage.

Named after Jess and Pat, the most married unmarried people in Australia.

Dude, how's your relationship?

It's a state of Holy Jess'n'Patrimony

by Jess'n'Pat Fan October 27, 2008

jesse bolyard

a slightly large fellow. he tends to waddle slightly when he walks, and drools while giving an extremely vacant stare. see also gay baker

you see that fat kid over there licking the window? that's a jesse bolyard.

by jacks package February 4, 2010

Jess Ward

Noun: A rare breed of ginger. Generally inclined to raw fish and seems to run on its own schedule. Time does not play a value in the Jess Ward's daily brain functions. A Jess Ward is prone to getting into life altering situations. In most cases the Jess Ward has very little tolerance and is always at high risk of "Blacking Out."

Verb: To have very little value of time perception and awareness

(n) "Look at that Jess Ward"
(n) "I totally pulled a Jess Ward last night and made my friends miss the train"

(v) I just Jess Warded, now everyone hates me."

by NickJustine October 4, 2012