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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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Derek

Derek is typically a very humorous and funny person to be around. He is in love with drawing and has a very unique drawing style. He is the type of guy to watch stranger things and smoke weed while doing so. He is however, very unemotional, he never can truly understand how one other feels. He doesn’t entirely show emotion but when he does, it means he really trusts you. Derek is typically not very much of a ladies man and is a virgin.
Girl: Derek is so weird
Girl 2: Omg I know isn’t he like a virgin still
Girl: yeah and we are in college
by Ijustlikemywords November 26, 2021
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Derek Liu

Derek Liu is known as a people who is very impulse, after a long period of time people not responds his whatsapp, he will fuck people up immediately
If Kenji speaks, Derek will become Derek Liu
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Derek

Chris: Yo derek what are you eating tonight cutie
Derek: ROCK
by Rockeater999 December 2, 2021
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The Derek

A max prestige’s diamond one meat rider to the fullest extent. If u are called “The Derek” you are one of the biggest meat riders (except derek) know to man.
man1: i sense a meat rider

man2: we call it The Derek
Meat rider Aka derek: hi guys i love meat in my mouth
man1: oh i see
by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022
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If you are called The Derek this means you are a max prestige diamond one meat rider. The originality of this name comes from a urban legend named derek mercado (nickname derek mercocko) after a man with a GINORMOUS COCK rap battled derek and the teacher came by and called my mom… i mean the GINORMOUS COCK man’s mom and then a man named ergu got shot and derek was meat riding. So moral of the story is don’t meat ride=not called The Derek
Man1: look it’s a meat rider
Man2: we call diamond 1 meat riders “The Derek”
The Derek in name: hey guys i LOVE meat in my mouth
man1: i see now
by Meatriderhater July 21, 2022
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