Present perfect of Derek.
by Nothingbutshit September 14, 2023

A leprechaun with an idly big ass yet not too big. Is not a threat to your girl but is to your boy. Will do anything for his pot of gold.
by Dbrhdnrbdj November 23, 2021

by Darake July 13, 2017

Derek’s can be the sweetest people u can find. They care about u so much. But they’re also clingy and two faced. Dating a Derek is great until u two break up because they might bad mouth u. Derek’s are interesting and independent people. Derek’s are quick on their feet and will always pay attention to you
Person 1: My new boyfriends name is Derek!
Person 2: wow I’m so happy for you I hope u guys get along well!
Person 2: wow I’m so happy for you I hope u guys get along well!
by anonymous November 22, 2021

by Celticfan November 1, 2018

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.
Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.
by Taylor-Taylor April 3, 2025
