iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 5, 2021

Iphone hairdryer

A iphone hairdryer is a type of nreed dog that sleeps with Humans

Look at that girl she is such a iphone hairdryer

by Jubjub644 October 16, 2022

iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.

The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.

by Numerati December 22, 2023

Iphone Monday

The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.

Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."

by WellImCh7 November 10, 2010

iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

iphone

1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.

2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft

3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.

4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".

5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.

iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one

by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022

iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.

Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021