Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go out on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

Hotel Crusader

Someone who exhibits unusually strong, almost obsessive feelings against online homestay services. They advise others against using these services despite nobody asking for or caring about their opinion, and tend to exaggerate how horrible the experience is for everyone despite also pointing out they only use hotels.

Don't tell her where we are staying next weekend, she became an irritating hotel crusader after airbnb canceled her account.

by Steady Mercury June 21, 2023

Hotel man

The guy with the best crack who always gets a

hotel room for slang'n

Hey!!! Hotel man is back!!! You wanna ride?

by T-tone-bonezone May 8, 2025

small hotel

Tight vagina

Damm she got a small hotel it barely fits

by Big its boto January 3, 2016

hotel honda

the mobile place aka their car (a honda) where a slut or whore uses as her mobile fucking grounds !!!!!! or mobile brothel for her port a pussy!!! hotel honda

hop back in HOTEL HONDA & keep on rollin' down whore highway you slutwheel!!!!!

by GIDDYUPBABYy March 17, 2010

Tokio Hotel

A German band with hot German guys - Bill, Tom, Georg, and Gustav (My boyfriend is bill)
They're very talented and have many great songs!
They aren't ugly and if you think that, it's okay to be wrong!

person a - Tokio Hotel is so hot
person b - I agree

by Billkaulitzissooooohott March 22, 2024

Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.

“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”

by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022