by Pip4lyfe October 13, 2022
When you are single during the holidays (Thanksgiving through X-mas) and you go to bars immediately following family celebrations to hook up with other lonely holiday ho’s. Holiday Ho’n’ is a flash of excitement especially when you travel back home for the holidays. Can get weird if you end up at a stranger’s family function. But mostly eat good, get drunk/high a lot, and only occasional sad cries alone because you can’t keep a functioning relationship with another human.
Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s
Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Kids got Santa, you got unprotected sex and no filter Camel’s
Tis’ the season for Holiday Ho’n’.
Found out Cynthia was gang banging the East Side Motorcycle Club this past Halloween while I was pulling a double shift at the port-a-can cleaning and recycling factory, so I’ll definitely be Holiday Ho’n’ my ass off this year.
by Jamacha November 19, 2023
Son: “Dad I can’t believe we’re only here for one more day, this week has gone so fast.”
Dad: “That’s the Holiday Effect for ya.”
Dad: “That’s the Holiday Effect for ya.”
by MagicSugar33 January 15, 2021
holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard
A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!
B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!
B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!
by Holidayham69 April 23, 2022
When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 03, 2021
When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 03, 2021
Summer Holiday is the girlfriend to Lyric Walker. Summer is suspected to be from the Sun after Lyric Walker created the Universe. Summer is kind and supports Lyric through hard times.
Summer S Holiday is quite the hottie, no no I don't find her attractive, she is melting my skin off.
by BaconBoi2000 March 31, 2023