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when you reach the age of 18 years old on twitter, you’re officially a hag
you know daniel?”
“yeah we’re friends
“eww he’s a hag”
“he is 19!”
by ouiouiphaguette January 14, 2022
mugGet the hagmug.

Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.
Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.
by Joan Collins June 21, 2021
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Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.
“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”
by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018
mugGet the Facebook Hagmug.

Hag

He's a GUNT!!!!!!!!
you are such a f^gg0t hag!!!
by JudithSusanBl00m November 16, 2023
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Wanker Hag

A person who is toxic in overwatch and constantly complains about 'no heal', 'no damage'
Dragonix Can you pleaaase more heaL.
Dragonix gg
Goblin Omg you are such a wanker hag!
by senorgibbi November 19, 2024
mugGet the Wanker Hagmug.

Hag flap

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.
by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022
mugGet the Hag flapmug.

Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.
Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.
by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021
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