Pussy Guard

A person who guards a woman’s pussy to keep it from being used.

She wants to hook him up with her sister, so she’s Boob Blocking and playing Pussy Guard.

by CrissFury December 2, 2018

gunadab

People by the name of Brad that are fellow hacky sack player haters.

Brad is such a gunadab

by Ross H. November 25, 2003

guardian of doom

Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom'

you got owned by the Guardian of Doom

by mr. ownage June 4, 2004

guardrailing

When someone wedges something about the size of a 1 foot long 2 x 4, the long way into some's tail bone, or even when a skateboarder takes a spill and the one side of the board goes into their tailbone.

"Hey did you see that skater?"
"Yea man he completely got guardrailed"
"Man I hate guardrailing"

by LTD36 (second profile) February 24, 2008

spunk guard

Glasses/spectacles worn by a female who is about to receive a load in the face

Get your spunk guard ready darling, purple charlie is about to deliver his payload!

by Dave Spence February 13, 2008

Toilet Guardian

The kid that guards the toilet at parties. (Puking) Some are oblivious and think the Toilet Guardian just has a small bladder.

"Who's in the bathroom now?"
"O thats just the Toilet Guardian again."
"O not again!"

by urb steez September 2, 2009

dribble guard

The position in basketball where you dribble the ball and pass it and then get it back and dribble it again and then shoot a brick while being triple teamed

hes a dribble guard

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016