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doing a gooch

meaning to tell a lie or stage a hoax, which you then believe yourself and to then panic when you realise the jokes gone too far
doing a gooch - "im going to be on britains got talent"
by VirtigoX May 23, 2010
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zuch my gooch

The act of rubbing a floppy head on the gooch
I really need to zuch my gooch tonight
by Bryguy98 February 11, 2018
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Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
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Plunging the Gooch

I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!
by Wunsumfuc July 26, 2022
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Gooch Butter

A thin layer of smelly, sweaty, cheesy ball butter, that appears on the gooch, occurs when anyone from mexican or sweaty heritage does not shower the space between thei asshole and ballsack. It can be put on enlgish muffins and toast, and is a delicacy in Chineese Restraunts.
Waitress: What would you like to eat today sir?

Customer: I'll take the over easy eggs and toast.

Waitress: Jam or butter on the toast?

Customer: You guys got any Gooch Butter? If so, spread it thick.
by Fallensk8ter689 January 8, 2009
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gooch ball

A sport created in 2006 which involves two teams of 6, with each player equipt with a flaming red hot mace on the end of a chain. The object of the game is to use the mace to scalp the gooch of the players on the opposing team. The winning team are the first to scalp all the gooches off the opposing team.

Often played by gam toeand braggaldhino
Arghhhh i just got gooched at gooch ball

hey bragg do u want a game of goochball this afternoon

gam toe just got harshly gooched
by adam ford November 5, 2006
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