A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
Get the Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mug.When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"
by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010
Get the Filthy Garbage Disposal mug.Same meaning as to "give head" or a "blowjob". Can also be defined as "deep-throating", and swallowing all that comes out.
"I gobbled my boyfriends garbage last night."
"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."
"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."
"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."
"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."
by The Lanzer April 18, 2010
Get the Gobble your garbage mug.1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!
2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!
2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!
1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"
2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
by Super Badass Sweet Daddy Jones January 12, 2011
Get the garbage bagged mug.1. the garbage left on the floor by an unsupervised dog.
2. any undesirable person, or their face.
3. your mom's face.
2. any undesirable person, or their face.
3. your mom's face.
"dude i went into my living room and my dog had destroyed my toaster oven" "oh we've got some Dog Garbage then, and i'm not talking about your mom's face.
by facepuncher9000 January 16, 2011
Get the Dog Garbage mug.Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.
by jpraxis December 2, 2010
Get the garbage blindness mug.A Code word for dead man found in dumpster and is used mainly by law enforcement agencies call in Northern CA.
by Arsonea La Mancha August 30, 2010
Get the garbage can man mug.