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Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
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Garbage

Bro you play garbage?
by meatheadinspect May 6, 2021
mugGet the Garbagemug.

Tasteful Garbage

The act of being a classy piece of garbage; often includes wearing a brightly coloured suit and the inability to stop speaking in French.
Tsukiyama, you really are tasteful garbage
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
by TastefulGarbage September 13, 2016
mugGet the Tasteful Garbagemug.

Garbage Garski

A girl who likes to have fun who occasionally fucks friend groups and gets kicked out of weddings and doesn’t give a fuck about anything.
by Jj fink February 21, 2022
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public school garbage

A public school is a school that runs on public funds, usually government-imposed taxes. It's free for everyone to go to a primary or secondary public school. ... Public universities are also sometimes called public schools in the US, and while they're not free, they are less expensive for state residents.
People who attend US public schools are uncivil, worthless pieces of trash who bully others or stand idly by while aware that fellow students are being hurt.
Don't be bothered by that school bully because they are just public school garbage. Someone will murder them eventually.
mugGet the public school garbagemug.

Garbage

Person-1: Hey man, wanna play Fortnite?
Person-2: Nah fam that shits garbage!
by FailLoad_ March 13, 2019
mugGet the Garbagemug.

Garbage Disposal

The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits while he is also taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)
My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I ever had yesterday. She got so deep, I shit instantly and she was puking while I was still finishing my piss. Man, what a Saturday night!!
by Oochie Wally 95 January 28, 2024
mugGet the Garbage Disposalmug.

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