A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
Get the Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbagemug. A person that waits for other players in a multiplayer competitive shooting game to wound other players, then swoops in to steal the kill. A facilitated kill due to taking advantage of other players.
by AritheDarkOne August 26, 2013
Get the Garbage Pickermug. The garbage that is a man (if they are indeed garbage) and or a woman who is the garbage for a man (if she is indeed garbage). An irrelevant person who makes ignorant decisions or makes flat out stupid comments. An insult toward a person who is lower than garbage. Also see fuckboy.
Eddie was offended when Andrea banged her fist on the table jokingly. He said "what is wrong with you!?" In a serious tone.
"Shut up, Eddie! You're man garbage!" Andrea replied.
Eddie said "you called me garbage!"
Andrea respnded "no, I called you man garbage. It is lower than garbage."
"Shut up, Eddie! You're man garbage!" Andrea replied.
Eddie said "you called me garbage!"
Andrea respnded "no, I called you man garbage. It is lower than garbage."
by AmyTequilahouse March 3, 2017
Get the man garbagemug. Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
Get the Garbage Merchantmug. A sophisticated, elaborate insult used to generate the most theoretically damaging reaction. The phrase first reveals the exposition of a standard greeting, which lowers adrenaline levels slightly before countering with the name "garbage rat." This more likely than not is not the recievers actual name, and it implies that the individual is a street rodent. This is often percieved by the prefrontal cortex as a socially unacceptable characteristic, which stimulates an agressive response. This sudden drop and spike of stress horomones greatly damages cardiovascular function, and can potentially kill the reciever.
by sovxiet February 23, 2024
Get the hi garbage ratmug. by Cheez-It-God August 11, 2018
Get the Garbage Bin Coonmug. A man in the closet who is gay and extremely ignorant, lies and thinks his shit smells like roses to everyone around him unless they are exactly like him
Richard across the street is watching you Harry. I think he's trying to shoot you an evil eye, or undressing you in his mind. I'm pretty sure he's a garbage can banger
by Dexter2020 May 26, 2022
Get the Garbage can bangermug.