Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

ur grandpa a garbage bag

The only insult more devastating than ur brother a mother.

Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*

by WolfredMontgomery May 13, 2018

garbage food

Junk food

P1>Time to get garbage food!
P2>Oh McDonald’s again

by SP3CTR3TH3GH0ST December 31, 2022

garbage duck

Garbage duck is a sad attempt at insulting a person. Calling someone a garbage duck is usually done by elderly people who have severe dementia and have no idea where they are at. Garbage duck may be followed up by asshole, punk, or a threat to kick one's ass.

Don't come near me, you big garbage duck! Yeah you're just a big dumb garbage duck...you punk! Come over here and I'll kick your ass!

by garbageduck August 10, 2018

Garbagement

A Government or a ruling party that doesn't cares about its people but only making money for themselves or foreigners coming to work.

It's a great country to live in but the Garbagement is full of shit.

by MosiAchebe November 10, 2020

Garbage Disposal

The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits and while he is taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)

My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I've ever had yesterday. I shit almost instantly and she was puking into the sink as I was still taking a piss. What a Saturday night!

by Oochie Wally 95 January 28, 2024

Garbage Gail

A garbage Gail is when a couple or quad are preforming the act of intercourse. When one participate goes to eat ass, the person(s) nostril catches a buttock hair(s) causing a spontaneous squeeze into the others brown star.

My friend mentioned how he had a lot of gas’s because of the garbage Gail they received.

He gave me a garbage Gail and I absolutely loved it.

I was tied up gaged and couldn’t react to his infamous garbage Gail

by CEOgarbage November 5, 2021