A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."
Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.
by Charli XXX November 6, 2014
Get the Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbagemug. Terrible basketball player who sits the bench. Gay boy. Billy Garbage is full of himself and thinks he’s the greatest, but he isn’t.
by Billy Korver January 29, 2018
Get the billy garbagemug. 
Jordan... I through out a bag of trash... Not because I'm cleaning it... But because the trash can was full... And I thought it would be more compelling to have an empty garbage bin surrounded by garbage...
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
Get the Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Canmug. The act of being a classy piece of garbage; often includes wearing a brightly coloured suit and the inability to stop speaking in French.
Tsukiyama, you really are tasteful garbage
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
As opposed to
Claude you are a literal piece of trash for what you did to Alois.
by TastefulGarbage September 13, 2016
Get the Tasteful Garbagemug. Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.
by EggsFried February 5, 2022
Get the Golden Garbagemug. Hey man, don't make me say it...
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*
Do it.
UR GRANDPA A GARBAGE BAG
*implodes*
*4th dimension unravels*
by WolfredMontgomery May 13, 2018
Get the ur grandpa a garbage bagmug.