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Glenwood Dinner Rolls

The act of half cooking normal dinner rolls in the microwave, then half cooking the rest in your ass, then serving the smashed and shit smelling roll to your guests. Has been a Glenwood, Iowa tradition for years.
Bill-"Honey, these have to be the best Glenwood Dinner Rolls I have ever had in my life, the one problem is they are pretty warm, but smashed and smell a lil shitty."
by Glenwood's Finest October 22, 2011
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patrick's dinner plate

Extremely large freckle on the posterior of an obscenely hirsute and sexually active Queenslander. Can also refer to a meat-tray prize given out at RSL and pub raffles, where the quality is unimportant and various portions of putrifying offal can be found amongst the sausages and chops.
"Crikey, did you see the Patrick's dinner plate on that guy?"
or
"I'd pass, on that raffle mate, looks like a real Patrick's tonight!"
by No 39 October 12, 2006
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Three Sausage Dinner

When a female gets all her holes plugged air tight in a hot foursome with three well endowed males.
Where's Carla? I haven't seen or heard from her all day.

She home. She's a little tired and sore. She got turnt last night and ended up going home for a three sausage dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
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Chicken Skin Dinner

When your girl sucks them balls and ball sack real good. Mouthing them up all slick and wet. Licking that chicken skin while she gives you a nice handy.
Served up a nice chicken skin dinner last night. Rachel was hungry.
by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018
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Round House Dinner

When you hungerly bury your face in a woman's booty hole. One of her most pleasurable sexual orifices. Although small in size and often weathered in appearance, its aroma is zingy and the taste is tangy and zesty.
Yea that's right. I'm a bum muncher. I'll never turn down a hot Round House Dinner.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
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dinner plate head

A person who has an exceptionally large head and small beady eyes with an enlarged forehead. This is most likely a cause of incest. Dinner plate heads are most commonly found in the back woods of Kentucky and other various rural states.
Man, he's got a big ole head and stick out ears. He must be a dinner plate head!
by Samantha123 November 14, 2007
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Turkey neck dinner

Turkey neck dinner is when someone give deep oral sloppy pleasure to the penis and tries to speak while gurgling the tip of the penis sounding like a choking turkey
Sasha gave Muzz a turkey neck dinner under the Thanksgiving dinner table
by Skepp Muzz April 12, 2020
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