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tweaker flakes

fish flakes that someone on ecstasy or meth rubs on their palms in hopes of getting the fish "high" or somehow speeding them up as fast as the users mind is going so they will keep the user occupied
I was rollin' ballzzzz last night and had to feed my fish some tweaker flakes so i wouldnt make noise and wake up my parents
by sammymw February 11, 2010
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corn flaked

when a guy ejaculates in someone's hair and it dries up
by slimjoestoner January 7, 2011
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faggot flakes

The flakes of dried semen(typically from a gay man)
this nigga be eatin faggot flakes from maleec!
by Coochie Slayer November 19, 2018
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Flaked

Adjective- meaning laid back or incredibly relaxed
Hey man how was last night ? Oh it was so flaked man, a few cans few chats
by TBBBKSCVCCPMJKCPRBVSMMG February 8, 2019
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nigger flakes

a cereal eaten by hillbillys. most common in states such as tennessee where the population is over 50% incest bred mother fuckers

also reffered to as: honey bunches of nigga, frosted nigger flakes, negro-o's, and nigger loops
that white mofo had some nigger flakes for breakfast
by A concerned Neega January 3, 2009
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Flake

Some worthless dude who basically hates women but sucks them in to think otherwise. His answer to everything is "Sorry"...with a big whine!!!

Don't be fooled ladies. He is very deceptive and SUCH A BIG FLAKE!!!

Nice women get totally sucked in my these guys...
This guy TAKES THE CAKE!!!
Relationship starts off with all the chivalry-opening doors, opening car door, nice words, holding hands, hugs, lots of kisses-gets you hooked then BANG, for no reason, one day doesn't want to kiss you
GFriend-what's wrong here? Why don't you want to kiss me?
Him-Oh, I forgot to tell you, I really don't like kissing
GFriend - What??? Last week you couldn't get enough of me, WTF???
Him-SORRY, I made a mistake and shouldn't have done that-I really don't like kissing
FLAKE!!!

This is the BEST ONE!

He hasn't called in 2 months-we broke up
Him-Hi how are things...etc, etc, etc, Then asks me about concert tickets to his favorite band that I bought tickets for
ex-Gfriend-thought you weren't coming so I invited someone else
Him-AWWWW
ex-Gfriend-well what do you expect, I havn't hear from you in 2 months
Him-I've been busy
ex-Gfriend-tell you what - the other concert in October for the same band-you can come then-you just have to pay for your $75 ticket. If you ACTUALLY SHOW UP, then I'll buy dinner, if not, then I'll give your ticket to someone else and you lose the $$. Sound fair?
Him-Yes, that's fair

Haven't heard from him since...LOL...F'n DUMBASS FLAKE!!!...I knew he would disappear again!!! Good riddence...
by RawAngel July 28, 2010
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flakeboy

a very pale white boy who with visible dandruff all over his head. he usually avoids showers and hates niggers. has flakey skin (caution do not get too close or his flakes might cut you).
i would like flakeboy to sleepover, but i don't want him to get flakes all over my carpet.
by uglyflakefaggot December 5, 2009
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