Confidential Dobey

A person who informs you a situation happened, but will not go into detail due to fear of losing their job and frequently states “it’s an ongoing investigation”. Also hates anyone of darker complexion than himself.

Intentionally trains new dispatchers to be shitty to make theirselves look better.

Guy: Hey, what happened with that case you told us about earlier?
Dispatcher: Can’t talk about it. It’s under investigation.

Guy:Quit being a Confidential DOBEY!

by Gabatronix December 22, 2020

lovely dovey couple

that one couple who talking to people in the "uwu baby voice" to each other and says things like "bawy i miss you so much i need cuddles uwu" and its really weird

person a: "oh my gosh Johnathan and his gf were being such a lovely dovey couple"
person b: "omg ew"

by a boop a coop a doop a roop May 2, 2021

lovey_dovey

a word used to describe a girl or a woman who is lovely and also calm like a dove.

Lilian,you are so lovey_dovey.

by doctor daniel musee August 13, 2021

proboscis doses

A new slang term for cocaine

We're all going to get together and take some proboscis doses together!

by Bobby-P November 22, 2021

In Doses

When someone is cool for only a certain amount of time, then you guys start arguing (or maybe they just begin to irritate you), then you can only take them IN DOSES. Some smaller than others. Like medicine, if you take too much it's a bad thing, no?

Guy 1: "It was a pleasure meeting your friend, I appreciate you introducing us truly."
Guy2: " Yeah, he's an alright guy; But I've known him for a while, and he's just someone you gotta take in doses. ya feel me?"
Guy 1: "OOh I appreciate the heads up man!"

by Its Delilah Yoo January 1, 2022

nokey dokey

When you don’t want to do it you say “nokey dokey”!

Eddie - “Hey, u want to have sex?”
Beth - “Nokey Dokey!!”

by EyeHeartHeart June 9, 2022

lousy-dowsey

Refers to someone's less-than-satisfactory performance to find an aquifer with a forked stick.

Not only did da local slick-salesman shyster perform a lousy-dowsey job of finding well-spots on my property, but then he also was 100% lousy-DOUSEY about putting out his campfire afterwards --- he cluelessly used GASOLINE instead of water to pour on said smoldering coals, causing an even bigger conflagration than anything that he'd had originally!

by QuacksO May 9, 2022