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Da Fish Disorder

Throughout time, certain woman have been born with qualities that somewhat resemble a fish. Usually, if this disorder is in the face, the female will have unusually large grotesque eyes, which are severely separated almost near the side of the head.
She is slutty, and has a "lucky" friend. May god save her soul.
Oh my god!!! She has Da Fish Disorder
by Semore Hoffman April 25, 2008
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Summer Anticipation Disorder

That point in a school year, where summer break is finally in sight but still seems so far away. A moment in time where it's still too early to say, "Yay! It's almost summer!" but late enough in the school year where you just want to get out of there. Worse yet, those big scary exams are coming up, and you probably have a project or two that is worth more than half your grade lying around. Teachers are usually completing their curriculums around this time, and students have gotten noticeably cockier. Not to be confused with senioritis because this happens in almost every school year.
Person 1: Yay, summer's almost here!

Person 2: Dude, summer is still seven weeks away, chill out. You must have Summer Anticipation Disorder.
by Definers Galore April 28, 2013
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Forest Gump Disorder

Forest Gump disorder is condition that one goings into after being left by there sexual partner.

Forest Gump disorder is a condition in which a newly found single individual feels the need to continuously work on the cardiovascular exercises I.e running/ jogging.
This condition predominantly has it's effects on males but females can also be a victim of this disorder.
Kofi : why am I always seeing that boy yaw on the treadmill now a days?

Mensah: I am not to sure youno I think he broke up with he's girl

Kofi: oh oh yeah that makes sense he got that "Forest Gump Disorder"
by Kwame the poet June 7, 2014
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Multiple profile disorder

When a person has multiple online profiles, and at a certain point starts confusing them. For example, mixing up usernames and passwords for all the various accounts you have, or forgetting what piece of content, or witty remark, you have posted where. Someone who suffers from multiple profile disorder will mutter and swear at themselves while staring blankly at a log in screen, desperately trying to remember what they're doing at this specific web site.
Joe can't log into his Simple account. He suffers from multiple profile disorder and forget his username and password.
by Rhino Von Steiner November 13, 2013
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Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
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Sunshine Face Disorder

The opposite of Resting Bitch Face.

Sufferers are often asked for directions or if they work at an establishment.
"You always look so happy."

"I'm not. I just suffer from Sunshine Face Disorder.."
by KandiGram October 9, 2016
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Hispanic Personality Disorder

Hispanic personality disorder is a mental health problem in which the individual affected may start preparing tacos and fajitas in a lasting trance that can extend for up to 24 hours. In more severe cases of the disorder, trances can last up to 3 days. In the severe cases, enchiladas may be prepared, this is when the disorder is at its worst.
"Where did all these tacos come from?"
"Oh God I'm sorry, it's Julia, she has Hispanic personality disorder"
by Consuela De Maria December 3, 2016
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