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Jasmins personality disorder is when some idiot named jasmin thinks they're 2 different people. Also known as schizophrenia
Person a: that person was just super nice to me!
Person b: really? They were just glaring at me as if I killed their dog!
Person a: they must have jasmins personality disorder
by Orangeaid July 13, 2020
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Hull Schizoaffective Disorder

The disease people have who think hull is alright can be confused with Stockholm syndrome; If challenged on these firm beliefs you will find yourself being beaten by the delusional person, throw 50p their way and run.
by Octavian Hullford February 22, 2022
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Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.
D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020
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Community collapse disorder

Also known as CCD- similar to Colony Collapse Disorder. A New Earth phenomenon similar to that of a colony collapsing. When a colony collapses, it’s usually due to 5G, radiation, or environmental damage. Communities in the New Earth are learning structures and models that work for a sustainable future. Many people think about building a community, buying land, but have never experienced actually living and working in a community. The idea sounds amazing, but the concept and manifestation of it can prove to be difficult. When a New Earth community collapses, it’s usually due to several factors.

Misalignment of community values and vision with its members
Lack of funds and/or property
Temporary lease of the space which leads to potential problems with money
Business centered models without heart centered intentions
Lack of organization/hierarchy
Transient community that doesn’t have centers where people hang out

Issues surrounding communication and authenticity

Large scale developments buy out large plots of land that could be used to develop community to create their next retreat center, hotel, restaurant
Improper usage of technology

Too many psychedelics and not enough integration
Too many groups, events, centers, flyers, all by people passing through, wanting to create a name for themselves, promote their business, which causes separation and dilutes the people in the community.
What’s going on in Tulum?!

They’re suffering from Community Collapse Disorder due to the environmental damage, lack of cohesiveness in the community, and too many business minded individuals and Burning Man folks with pipe dreams.
by theartofspontaneity September 26, 2021
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Alabama Reality Disorder

When all the perceptions in your mind are fecal oriented.
My shrink says that too much Urban Dictionary caused my Alabama Reality Disorder.
by AlabamaBaby April 1, 2022
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compulsive masturbation disorder

When you spend too much with yourself (and Pornhub), so it affects your personal and professional sides of life.

Contrary to common belief, having a female partner doesn't prevent person with CMO from masturbation.
-Dear, we need to talk. I'm your wife, and we have regular sex, but you still locking in your room, watching your stupid porn and enjoying yourself.

-I talked to doctor, and he said I have CMO. -What? -Compulsive masturbation disorder
by dildo777 October 18, 2023
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depressed thought disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to
John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him
by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021
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