Denver Omelette

When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.

Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.

by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024

Deever Dusting

The act of having a gay prostitute snort coke off your erect penis

This politician really likes deever dusting before he presents ridiculous, unenforceable bills.

by Thatmightbeme January 27, 2025

Denver Iftar

When it's Ramadan and you're a fasting Muslim (abstaining from food, drink, sex, smoking, etc.) but when it's sunset prayer time you break your fast with a joint containing the stickiest of the icky.

Jawad: Yo it's sunset prayer time we can finally have iftar! You got some dates or something?
Mo (pulling out a doobies): No bruh I'm breaking my fast with a Denver Iftar tonight.

by mbssuxfhim March 5, 2025

Denver Toupee

The act of finishing on someone’s face then trimming your beard or pubes over them so that they stick.

“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”

“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “

by Dortybordy March 7, 2025

Denver Double Down

The sexual act of having sex with a pregnant woman, in which the baby simultaneously gives you head.

Man, I gave this girl the Denver Double Down last weekend, and I might be looking at 6 years in prison

by MikeOxlong67 January 20, 2026

Denver Car Wash

The act of multiple men getting in a circle and jerking off, and all men cum on a woman lying on the floor during the process.

“Yo mike what did you do last night?” “Oh not much, we gave stacy a denver car wash”

by Miguel Myers February 6, 2026

Denver Doormat

When a homeless person takes a shit outside your house in an entryway area. Can also applied if the homeless person decides to take a shit in your driveway or outside a gate.

Dumb bitch Karen at work tried saying I was rude, Ill show her rude when she sees the Denver Doormat she's gonna get tomorrow.

by medium-chungus March 9, 2026