December 29

If you were born on December 29 your drop dead gorgeous . You have the sexiest body an most want you but don’t want to admit it . You eat a lot but stay skinny and fit with ur perfect body . Any person born on this day is the best person you will ever meet so don’t lose her

The sexy hot girl born on December 29 is coming quick look cool

by John welborn October 24, 2019

December 11th

Give your crush a hoodie. If pretty cold outside sense it’a winter.. Make sure they keep it.

Hey! It’s December 11th.. You gotta do what you gotta do.

by Ur_mom392 October 29, 2019

december 28

the day you can slap a girl named abby in the face

friend: it’s december 28
abby: oh no!
friend: i’m gonna slap you
abby:*runs away*

by i am great at these October 30, 2019

17 December

National Kiss Your Crush Day

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: why did you do that for?
You: its 17 December, its national kiss your crush day

Crush: ok kiss me again

by Anything in the world December 15, 2020

December 6

Give your girlfriend your hoodie day💞❤️

It’s December 6th I need to give my girlfriend a hoodie of mine.

by Ahaha_sksks December 2, 2019

December 15

National Play Minecraft Day! You have to play minecraft for at least 3 hours straight today. Thats a fuckin fact.

Taylor: Wanna play minecraft all day?
Amy: Im bus-
Taylor: its fuckin december 15 bitch

by jello salad October 29, 2019

Decoy Porn

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009