Deacon's Disease

The condition in which the collar in the back of your neck is raised enough to show your neck tie. Usually, the sufferer is oblivious to this predicament and is a deacon in the LDS church. Can be cured be simply lowering the collar and covering up the neck tie.

"Hey, Joey's got Deacon's Disease! Let's fix him up!"

by Justin Ellsworth August 29, 2007

meal deal syndrome

A syndrome in which someone can see through walls and look at nearby meal deals.

Ben: Where do you reckon' we eat tonight?
Jemma: Subway have got a deal on for a footlong
Ben:How'd you know that?
Jemma:I've got meal deal syndrome

by Seanomania August 29, 2016

big deal

Someone who is of exceptional importance (especially celebs)

Person 1: I have no idea who you are.

Person 2: Actually, I'm kinda a big deal.

Person 3: It's true, he has 78 followers on twitter.

by elrobino May 1, 2009

Deal

A verbal expression denoting that fate cannot be changed.

"Hey Mike did you sleep with that Lauren chick?"

"Yeah, Why?"

"You know she has herpes, right?"

"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."

"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"

"Huh?"

"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"

"Thanks for the support, bro."

by The Chuckle Monster March 5, 2009

deacon

An erect human penis, any size shape or color.

Bob~ "Hey girl, have you met the Deacon?"
Sue~ "Deacon... Who's the Deacon?"
Bob~ "The Deacon yo mouth biatch!"
Sue~ "Nope."

by Briskey July 31, 2006

deacon

a kind 5 foot guy who looks like chucky but is a good friend who defends you

deacon is a good friend who sucks my little tiny hamburger

by Vali Lucifer October 25, 2017

Daelon

If your name is Daelon you are caring, smart, you know what to do with people, you are very hesitant with what happens, you usually try to think of every situation that could happen. Things don’t work out in the beginning but do later on. A Daelon is a great friend to have, if you come across one you are very lucky to have met him.

My friend Daelon is always there when I need him.

by Daelon01 September 22, 2018