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David

by Penys November 30, 2019
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David

Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
omg is that a David
by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020
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David

David is me, an idiot.
David is really stupid.
by Your uncle, Jesus September 22, 2020
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David

Someone who looks like a mole-rat
by Thommytanks November 21, 2019
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David

David is one of the funniest people you’ll ever come across. He’s obsessed with cars, but also really talented in his driving and his mechanic skills. David is the most loyal boyfriend, and will do anything to see his girl happy. If you ever meet a David don’t let him go.
Girl-“Who is that”
Girl 2-“That’s David. Go say hi, You won’t regret it”
by Lilpotatooo March 30, 2021
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David

The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.
I spent the night with David!
by fats so al October 23, 2019
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David

Gay and loves boys he will make a guy cum in 1 sec
Guy 1: hey David I wanna talk to you

David: ok sexy mf
by Bsjdbehdjwjdu February 2, 2021
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