David

The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.

You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.

by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019

David

David is me, an idiot.

David is really stupid.

by Your uncle, Jesus September 22, 2020

David

Gay.

He looks like a David

by Penys November 30, 2019

David

Amazing, funny, good, creative, amazing engineer, and amazing hockey goalie.
If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.

omg is that a David

by scubadavestudios January 22, 2020

David

Someone who looks like a mole-rat

Damn you look like David

by Thommytanks November 21, 2019

David

David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.

Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho

by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021

David

David is gay

Yo that man was acting like a David

by Slazeyu June 14, 2019