waffle crapper

A Waffle Crapper is a girl that is so hot that if she crapped waffles you would eat her crap. The waffles would come buttered too.

Did you see Jasmine today, shes such a waffle crapper. If she shit waffles, I would definitely eat them.

by Brnk365 November 9, 2005

crapper tapper

One who praises penis and worships willy.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

crappe

To do the splishy-splooshy within the timelimit of two minutes.

<pedro spontaine> brb, må crappe.

by Znarf April 16, 2004

Crapper Jacks

A slang or pun on the U.S. brand snack Cracker Jacks used for a lower or less derogatory term of the word "crap"

After the teenager was defeated in the video game he quickly exclaimed "Crapper Jacks!"

by Pyromaster13 November 28, 2009

Crapple

When you shit out an apple

Bill: Hey Steve, I just took a crapple.

Steve: I'm gay!!!!!

Bill: I have a raging boner with ur name on it

by salty bolls July 23, 2011

crapples

1. Apples that are crappy (i.e., wormy, mealy or otherwise not good). 2. contraction crab + apples. 3. Apples that are wrapped with commercial caramel sheets and microwaved. (These are good and not like definition #1).

1. I sure hope I didn't buy crapples to make caramel apples at that orchard.

by lkthomps November 11, 2007

Crapple

looking like shit and semi-retarded at the same time.

Hey you sure are looking crapple today.

by Papa Sack September 22, 2010