chode stomper

a man/woman who takes a chode and stomps it into the ground.

you can run you can take enzyte but you can't get away i'm the chode stomper.

by dali lama June 24, 2006

monster chode

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size

dude, that guy is such a monster chode

by jrod21494 December 20, 2008

Chode

A penis that is short and fat, like a tree stump.

My girlfriend likes my chode because she can poke it inside with her finger.

by Zorgon September 27, 2006

Chode

A penis that is very short (usually under 2 inches) and very gurthy

Isreal Copeland’s dick is such a chode!!!

by BigThotThiccBoi May 17, 2019

accidental chode

when a girl is about to give her boyfriend head and he says he has a jurassic dong and when the magic moment begins she pulls down his pants only to find a stubby little chode hanging without care.

sherry went over to her (huge) boyfriends house only to be supprised by an accidental chode.

by joe chode August 20, 2007

drop a chode

To relieve one's self from a long odiferous piece of fecal material.

"Ugh! This house smells like crap! Man, next time turn on the fan after you drop a chode."

by Katie Holmes June 3, 2005

Chode

(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.

Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!

I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.

by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005