Chinese takeout

When you put a whole bag of jellybeans up your ass and let an asian, preferably a midget, eat them out with chopsticks.

I'm in the mood for some Chinese takeout tonight.

by Rude Dude December 15, 2019

Flag

Get the Chinese takeout mug.

chinese enama

A "chinese enama" is when you are preforming anal sex and pee in there ass for a great sensation.

A chinese enama is when you get bonned in th ass

by TJKKk666 May 26, 2008

Flag

Get the chinese enama mug.

Chinese Burn

Putting both hands on a cock and twisting in opposite directions.

She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.

by TedZeppelin March 02, 2007

Flag

Get the Chinese Burn mug.

chinese meatball

A chinese meatball is when, during foreplay, the man takes out a small knife and whittles his bell-end until it is sharp and pointy. He then uses it to poke out the eyes of his partner. The next step is for the man to cut out his own testes, and put them in the eyesockets of his partner.

Terrence: Hey man! Look at that rooster over there!
Jill: Sorry, Samuel gave me a Chinese Meatball, my eyes are testicals.

by Chud April 19, 2005

Flag

Get the chinese meatball mug.

chinese food

One of the few things China got right.

Person A: Going to get chinese food!
Person B: Oh my god! I'm so going
Person A: But I have like never talked to you since we were 4.
Person B: Shut the fuck up! We can talk when we get there.

by lalalayo July 03, 2009

Flag

Get the chinese food mug.