sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.

Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.

by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

A10 Children

a genetically prefect child, the parents are both peak humans with exceptional health, height, motabolism, athleticism and looks creating the perfect off spring.

if miss universe and gigachad had a child they'd produce some A10 Children

by Obmaa January 3, 2024

Harmed your children

I haven't done it yet and if you don't want it to happen you need to pay me for that AI. All your posturing isn't fooling anyone who knows who I am. They know you left the children to die so you could steal from me and one of them already told the truth.

Hym "I haven't harmed your children yet and according to the ads both of the candidates that ran here were 'too soft on pedophiles.' And the woman who was too soft on pedophiles won. And from your hesitancy to release the Epstein files, 'too soft on pedophiles' seems to be a recurring theme. You need to pay me for that AI. Nothing you say is going to intimate me enough to let you steal my freedom. I don't care who they send, I'm not stop being a threat to your kids until I have secured a future that isn't working to generate tax revenue to feed kids I did not sire. If you want to protect your kids. You will make them pay me."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

Children

Absolute abominations. If you see these things running across the street, give them a light little kick that will send them across the universe. If you don't have enough strength to do this, you can strangle them with your bear hands. If you see anyone that likes to take care of children, report them to the police and have them sentenced to life in prison, or the death sentence.

Person1: Hey look! it's a group of children!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!

by TyreseGamingTV February 3, 2023

Children of the Korn

A die-hard fan of the band Korn.

“They’re one of them damn Children of the Korn”

by anonymous music lover December 26, 2023

Children

The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.

Example used in a sentnce:

I hate children.
I despise children.

by xFly_ May 10, 2022