hit your cell

Call you on the phone

Brad I'll hit your cell!

by PrettyOnFleek4evaNiggas January 24, 2016

Cell Zone

The biggest phone scam business ever made on the face of this earth

I’m going to blow up cell zone

by Wasiwas August 20, 2021

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

just a bunch of cells

We’re made up of cells so we’re just a bunch of cells

Pretty damn dank meme page my dudes

“Have you heard of Just a Bunch of Cells?”

“Yeah! I love her meme page!”

by let’s go lesbians August 10, 2019

Cell-bow

a pain felt in the elbow during extremely long conversations while using a cell phone. Pain can alternate between elbows as you switch from one hand to the other.

"Gotta go man. My Cell-bow is acting up again. Call you back in a few hours"

by Sir Gregory Peppercorn January 23, 2010

Celle

A beastly office chair that's built to withstand anything

That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.

In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.

by Dunkdog May 24, 2022

sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020